I mean....she's not fat..
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“She seems like she’s conventionally attractive, but subjectively, she’s not my type.”
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The honest one. And if that doesn't go down well, get the hell out of there. Just being asked is already a massive red flag and I doubt things would be lasting much longer from my side of things.
Yeah, I don't think being asked is a problem in the context of conversation but if it's a trap kinda question then you need to be talking about her insecurity not her hot friends
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Meh. Elbows too pointy.
I like that though.
"She's beautiful but not my type, because she's not you"
With this gif:
"You don't actually think I'm gonna walk into that trap, do ya?"
I'd say not to waste your time on girls who play these kinds of games. That's a weird question to ask your S.O. no matter how you swing it.
In my unfortunate experience, chicks who are jealous and play these games will also cheat on you.
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"Why do you ask? You thinking about banging her?"
Appropriate response 10/10.
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Honesty is the best answer. So yeah she's hot.
37C is normal internal temperature.
She might be running a fever at the time, though..
"Thank GOD, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed! I've been dying over here trying not to say anything."
"Not as hot as you, obviously."
Her friend is Megan Fox...
That's when you throw in "I mean I can see why you'd think so if you like that sort of thing".
*clears throat* I said not as cute as her.
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