this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Really, we’re doing this now? Posting fucking screenshots of fucking Reddit? Fuck off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

would you react the same way if this was a twitter screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Or a Mastodon screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Doesn't look feverish...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Well, would you look at the time? I'm late for my... walking ten miles in one direction appointment!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

What do you want for dinner?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I can never keep track of all of her friend's names anyway, so I wouldn't know who she was talking about.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

“She hasn’t mentioned anything. Hey Ashley is the temperature in here ok for you?”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My wife asked me if I thought an actress on television was pretty, I simply told her they don't put ugly people on tv

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Also safe AF 👍.

From my experince, any answer that doesn't directly confirm or deny is a safe answer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Look at GF for a few seconds Then say ‘Babe, we need to talk’

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

The only right answer is:

"I mean she's not my top pick of your friends for a threesome, but if you can't talk Ashley into it then yeah I guess she's fine."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

"Yeah! Are you gonna ask her out or nah?"

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