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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Casio has a line of ladies watches with floral borders, I wear one as a man and get lots of compliments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Dammit why do I love this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ooh - do they have one in Hawaiian print?

Edit: Searching for "Casio Hawaiian Print" was fun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The amount of compliments I also got from the cheapest watch at a grocery store (also Casio)... I've seen listings for some really expensive ones with the same shape and general appearance but different colors and maybe features. Does anyone know what's up with those?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Casio does variants of the same model with all stainless steel cases/bands for a bit more, but it’s usually the japan exclusive colorways that see prices north of $70 or so. Casios are usually pretty affordable!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

$70 isn't even expensive. Are people really fawning over sub-$100 watches?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This perception that cost=quality is so funny. It’s a tragedy that Jules Borel gave up on Mallards. Swiss movements in stainless cases, sold as a price-point piece. Peanuts compared to most shitass luxury watches of the time that used the exact same movement.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What watch, in your opinion, is worth the cost? I’d like something a little nice, but tend to only buy quality items so I don’t re-buy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Citizen has some quartz models for ~$60 if you’re looking in the right place. I see a lot of ebay sellers that are authorized vendors and are going out of their way with undercut pricing. Find something all stainless if you can, and go for a screw back if you want to replace the battery yourself. I work at a jewelry store and we get at least one person a month who’s ruined their watch by trying to do a battery change themselves.

If you want digital, Casio and Timex are both currently doing reissues of extremely functional vintage models.

I like the look of modern Seikos, but I’ve handled very few myself. In the past they were an absolute bitch to get parts for, but that may have changed.

Any modern mechanical watch should be absolutely avoided, unless you’re a connoisseur looking for a fancy-pants showoff piece. There’s a reason we’re all on quartz now lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're still one of those planets that think digital watches are a neat idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Lunchtime doubly so

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

My wife is in the army. This is the watch that soldiers wear; it has every function you need, and absolutely none that you don't, and it's cheap as shit so you can afford it on your crappy military pay. It will not give a flying fuck what kind of abuse you put it through, and in a pinch it will probably stop a bullet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I lost my Casio watch somewhere in my closet about 3 years ago (I am very lazy).

I still hear it beep every hour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Beautifully timed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The F91w: The Timepiece of Terrorism.

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna11750939

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Who has a Casio and knows the model number ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I love Casio watches; I’ve got about a hundred of them.

The F91W is most notable for being the cheapest, brand name watch you can buy just about anywhere. Even the poorest dirt farmer can afford to own one. And it has all of the features most people need.

That said, it’s not the best option for us westerners. They are very tiny watches, more suited to a child’s wrist than a grown man. A better option is a Casio G-Shock GW-M5610U. It’s solar powered with atomic timekeeping, meaning it never runs out of power and always has the correct time.

Plus, it’s way more durable compared to an F91W. If I could buy a watch for everyone on the planet, it’d be the 5610.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They are very tiny watches, more suited to a child’s wrist than a grown man

As a grown man with child size wrists good I need more options. Most watches I looked at are huge on me. I got a Seiko 5 which fits well though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As another man in the tiny wrist club, it's truly heartbreaking to find out that watch that looks so good in pictures looks absurd when you put it on yourself. I really wanted a speedmaster but at least with the metal strap, it's just too big.

F91W is a truly legendary watch though. It's what I use 90% of the time although swapping the factory rubber wrist strap with a NATO strap is a worthwhile upgrade. The clasp on the factory strap really likes to break.

I also actually have a Seiko 5 too, very solid budget friendly automatics. Really big modding community too if you want to get into customization.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yep, some people really need the smaller size. Personally, I’ve got an 8 inch wrist, and anything smaller than 42mm feels tiny on my wrist. I couldn’t physically wear a F91W as the standard strap is just too short to even fit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, but I could buy ten F91Ws for one 5610. Wouldn't you rather have two watches on each limb AND two watches on your dick than one slightly fancier watch?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The real flex

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

https://www.watchesofespionage.com/blogs/woe-dispatch/casio-f-91w-the-preferred-watch-of-terrorists

I got this watch because it's the preferred watch of terrorists. I like how light it is but the strap did break after not taking it off for a year. I think the oils in my wrist broke it down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How did OP drop the watch if they never take that bad boy off?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Want to upgrade your F-91W? The open-source Sensor Watch is a board-swap that uses the same display, housing, and wrist-strap but lets you program your own functionality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Woah, that's cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rolex has spent the last 50 years trying to rebrand itself as a luxury watch brand but they started out as sport watches. Essentially what this Casio watch is.

The people that designed Rolex watches wanted them to be basically indestructible. They're wildly over-engineered. They have shockmounts so you can drop them without breaking the balance staff and most are waterproof.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That’s because Swiss precision is meaningless when a $1 chip can keep time better than a $6k mechanical watch. The only way they can survive is by selling the luxury angle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have the calculator watch one and absolutely love it. The reaction people have when they notice is priceless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you use the calculator often?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I do use it often actually. I find it a little bit more convenient than taking my phone out and opening the calculator app. But I also probably just do it partly for the novelty

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

I have never seen that in real life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I like to imagine the rev/fwd buttons on this one is for the time travel function.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Reverse Time / Teleport Forward

Seems pretty close to me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This one looks dope and definitely fancier than mine. I have the ca53w-1

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Get what works. Fuck all those dick measuring contests.