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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

GAAHH THE FUCK . Is that.from an horror movie ? Why does he look like that dawg ?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

Incels, trying to legislate their way into vajayjay.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (2 children)

18

Wildly successful

About to bust out my stellar SAT scores and bag some incredible Trad Wife pussy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By stellar, you mean barely above average SAT score?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In the US, and basically everywhere else, being born into the right family is 95% of what makes someone "wildly successful", so I'm not sure that's totally wrong. He just didn't have to earn it like he should have to.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Alpha: unstable and unfit for the general public.

You have to appreciate the honesty

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Maybe by beta release they will add pigment and teeth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Or a fellon, seeing how the whole alpha wolf BS these guys base themselves on turned out to not exist in nature. That behaviour only exists in captivity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I recently learned that there are people using AI for their profiles, but now it looks l like let AI "improve" their photo.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude looks like a Ben Shapiro incest baby

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

He looks like someone kicked a deflated football.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

In the mirror universe, in 1952, a young Fred Willard was walking through a chemical plant when he fell into a vat of preservation fluids. Instead of drowning him, the fluids embalmed him alive, making him ageless, immortal... and evil. 72 years later, having mastered the art of crossing between realities, he now stalks our world, neither dead nor alive, seeking carnal pleasures and absolute power. He is... THE ALPHA MALE.

Coming to theatres this fall!

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dudes name is Dick Strocher

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

this legit made me wheeze

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

18

Wildly Successful

Aw, someone got money from daddy!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Nobody is "wildly successful" at 18.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

A cryptocock might. A fragile success, but a success nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Wait till you see how many merit badges he's collected

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I bet he has sweet business cards.

Much better than Paul Allens'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Maybe he got an award for mimicking wild animals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This was my first thought.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Well I mostly have As on my report card and I could have played lacrosse but I was too busy.

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