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trip would send god out the door

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dragonborn with level 100 pickpocket, 100 stealth, and alchemy-exploit damage boosts.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Nerevarine can pull that much sooner and much easier with infinitely high attributes. Create a custom spell:

  • Target self, 1 sec
  • Soul trap
  • Fortify attribute (Luck)

500 luck makes you invincible and every skill work 100% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Much better. Gets us out of the "if Batman had enough prep time" bikeshed.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

King of all cosmos from Katamari Damacy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

He'll just make his poor son or his relatives do it. And then will say they didn't do well enough no matter what.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 7 months ago (16 children)

Kirby is the stuff of Thanos' nightmares.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mario. Have fun living when he smashes you with his ass at half the speed of light.

Prince of All Cosmos. Thanos is no where near the largest thing that's been in a Katamari.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Solid Snake 🐍

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

V1 ultrakill would have Thanos shitting and pissing himself

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

why kill half the universe for "balance" when you can kill 100% of it for blood!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If his smash adaptation is anything to go by, Thanos will be begging for mercy as he gets 0 to death'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

And then Steve does Up+B in the wrong direction and sails off the stage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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