This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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You're projecting your awake self onto this person.
Imagine this person, who is seems grumpy and cold and has probably been laying here for at least 15 minutes not wanting to wake themselves up by moving around and just now got out their phone and tweeted this.
yooooo theo!!!! its him -
Obviously the heating coil, power source and variable resistor combo was too dependable for our planned obsolence society.
Get a hot water bottle.
I hate that I can't tell if this is satire or not.
Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.
I hate this reality.
The product is real, I looked it up.
I got my fiance a heated blanket. It's got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can't be just stupid; they've gotta have actually have brain damage or something.
Yeah, the baffling part to me is these people didn't see how the bed being Internet connected could be a problem.
Correct, this could be used in the dystopian scifi genre.
This is beyond "white people's problems". This is rich idiot's problems.
Not even first world problems, this is rich fuck problems lmao.
What do you mean? I have my Amazon prime robo pants put themselves on me one leg at a time like any average human.
Zeroth worth problems?
Shoots self in foot
Bleeds out and dies
Fuckin AI