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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does green apple count? It feels like an adjective but considering there's "green apple" flavored candy, I'd consider it a part of the noun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the name for that variety is Granny Smith. The reason why it isn't called "Granny-Smith-flavored candy" will be left as an exercise for the reader.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Green beans are technically fruits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Is that what he was saying? That's what I was confused about. Those leaves are not greens. They are green, but still everything you said.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yellow squash

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

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