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Oldie but goodie.
Transcript: Tweet by the SRSLY wrong podcast. Content: "message to my enemies: when the revolution comes you're not just gonna get the wall, buddy, you're gonna get four walls, a roof, clean clothes, good food, education, and quality health care because that's what every human being alive deserves"
I remember /r/SandersForPresident echoing this refrain. "When Sanders takes office we hate going to line up the opposition and give them exactly what they deserve... (beat) ...free healthcare."
Only downside is it's in a Siberian gulag.
So, uh, a modern (not US) prison cell?
Lol, good one.
Except for cops, because they are not part of this species
If they stop beng cops and reintegrate into sensiple society: why not?
Ah, fine, I can live with that
Edit: and sorry to bring negativity into your nice post
Jesus doesn't love cops
The exact number of police officers in the world is not known, but it is estimated to be around 10 million.
”…But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer” (Romans 13:3–4)
For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son… with the exception of certain groups of millions of people - not even if like three of them are impoverished BIPOC trans agitators who decided they needed to be on the inside to make change and are now in the process of being fired
(To clarify, cops beat their wives, choke black men to death, and shoot dogs, but the law of large numbers is on their side when it comes to certain specific individuals in certain departments regardless of their place in a broken system)
As a vegan, I also want a good live for all the pigs out there
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, which are supplied by their Marketing Department.
The corporation is not known for the quality of their products, and almost all of their known inventions are faulty.
Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and "personal massage units" -- Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide.
The company motto is "Share and Enjoy." This is widely adaptable, from synthesised drinks to the company of a robot, or "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with", as their robots are described as by the aforementioned Marketing Department.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole.
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy via Fandom; Wiki
Came here to comment exactly this quote, you beat me to it!
There really is a Douglas Adams quote for everything.
The corporation is not known for the quality of their products, and almost all of their known inventions are faulty.
Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and “personal massage units”
Sounds like if Yamaha had Boeing's executive team
Thankfully Yamaha actually makes good stuff. Doesn’t really matter what it is. If it says Yamaha on it it’s at minimum decent.
Everything from motorcycles to saxophones
Yamaha makes everything excellent quality.
Only one education? No re-education?
conservatives are anti-education, so still one education …
It doesn't specify you'll get a floor though, so there's that.
And whether any floor you get might be lava.
Having experienced many lava floors, it's not so bad. Kinda fun actually.
Tough on the knees and ankles in the long run, though..