You sussy baka
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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Hank is that you 🧐
Jesse, we need to grill!
What if Hank Hill was a grill?
Hank Grill
As it turns out, grilling is also for everyone. You don't have to look like Hank Hill to enjoy a good grill.
As long as it’s propane
For the memez I'm going to say "of course", but I'm actually partial to wood or charcoal myself.
There's just something about the authentic smokey flavour that makes your food taste amazing.
Guess I'm an old fashioned guy/girl (not quite sure about either yet).
Imma make you my gf(grill friend)
okie :3
Put on the apron, we're about to get hot and sweaty.
Propane and propane accessories.
That boy ain't right
Talkinboutdangol'girldickman
That looks like something a banana would post..
You seem awfully confident in that comment, are you by any chance a banana?
I don't THINK so, but I admittedly haven't checked lately 🤷
It's always worth having it checked out at the doctor's office. You never know when they might invade!
Good point. I'll book a doctor's appointment specifically for that immediately.
It's the responsible thing to do!
Once upon a time, there was a peculiar individual named Viking_Hippie who stumbled upon an intriguing comment on Lemmy. The comment claimed that if someone had peculiar feelings about themselves, they should book an appointment with a specialized doctor who could determine if they were, in fact, a banana.
At first, Viking_Hippie dismissed the comment as a joke or a piece of creative writing. However, the idea lingered in their mind, nagging at them with curiosity. Was it really possible? Could someone be a banana?
Unable to shake off the thought, Viking_Hippie finally decided to follow through with the suggestion and scheduled an appointment with the mysterious doctor mentioned in the comment.
Arriving at the doctor's office, Viking_Hippie felt a mix of excitement and nervousness. The waiting room was filled with an eclectic mix of patients, each with their own peculiarities. As Viking_Hippie anxiously waited for their turn, they couldn't help but wonder what the outcome of this appointment would be.
Finally, it was Viking_Hippie's turn to see the doctor. Nervously, they entered the consultation room and sat down, ready to confront the truth.
The doctor, a quirky individual with a warm smile, greeted Viking_Hippie and began the examination. Through a series of tests and questions, the doctor carefully assessed Viking_Hippie's condition.
After what felt like an eternity, the doctor finally delivered their verdict. "Well, Viking_Hippie," they said with a chuckle, "it seems that according to our tests, you do indeed have some banana-like characteristics."
Viking_Hippie was stunned. They had half-expected the doctor to laugh it off as a ridiculous notion, but instead, they were faced with the reality that they were, in some strange way, a banana.
As they processed this revelation, the doctor reassured Viking_Hippie that being a banana wasn't necessarily a bad thing. In fact, it could be quite fun and unique.
Leaving the doctor's office with a mix of confusion and acceptance, Viking_Hippie couldn't help but feel a newfound sense of identity. Embracing their banana-like qualities, they embarked on a journey of self-discovery, learning to embrace their uniqueness and find joy in their newfound identity as a banana. And from that day forward, Viking_Hippie lived happily ever after, as both a person and a banana.
-ChatGPT
That was a captivating tale of humorous bravery.