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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Where's Google, Microsoft?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I guess you better search for them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Facebook is wrath?? 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Amazon doesn't really fit imo. All the others allow the user to pursue the sin, Amazon isn't letting users pursue greed. RobinHood or betting apps would be better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Buying all the things? Must consume...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

That sounds more like gluttony, which isn't exclusive to food

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

That's only 6 companies.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surely wrath should be Xitter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah, probably.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Ok which Facebook group is this from, OP?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Honestly, Pride could be Reddit instead

[–] [email protected] 138 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Front end, back end

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

This one is more realistic.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

wild that Se7en was so influential we're still seeing "seven deadly sins" memes today, the only other movie so iconic is probably The Matrix

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I bet you also think the original "A Christmas Carol" was the one with the muppets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's A Muppet Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol is the socialist diatribe by Charles Dickens with all the chains and suffering that Clive Barker cribbed from for The Hellbound Heart

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Wait, you're saying that The Hellbound Heart isn't the original? Next thing you'll be trying to convince me that Pope Greg is innocent of plagiarism, because he actually didn't steal from Se7en.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Andrew Kevin Walker must have been a genius to come up with those 7 sins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's from the book it is based on I think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think authorship of the 7 sins would be given to Pope Gregory I in AD 590.

Probably out of copyright now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

... Which sin is copyright again? Or are they 8 but that one is implied by the ©️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

That's probably why the patent was so wrong to get. But it just still doesn't fit anywhere so stealing intellectual property then would make it nine sins, a lawyer's worst nightmare - not to talk about nin9, that is a title that completely lack the "oh, it's that word but they changed a letter"-ring to it, and then there's the runtime to manage here, and who do the killer slay that breaks the copyright sin, now you gotta find an actor that looks like Edward Snowden and the whole thing may even provoke a trilogy type of sequel which begs the question how do we number these - roman numerals are not easily kerning with compound numerical titles that's already a mess - and who is to say all this legal jousting doesn't spawn a whole new set of sins, perhaps you are even compelled to if it turns out to be a box office success - and now you have to do all that without turning to drugs while juggling how to cram "what's in the box?" into a Christmas special loosely based on the cast of tw3lv12e, the anthology musical that Broadway probably loved but critics are, of course most likely to call homophobic due to the legal / theological battles you are now fighting after having in desperation had one webisode introduce the sin of lesbian mixed martial arts doping or something as the writers are bound to cross the cross somewhere and that's going to be a real pita as the concepts collide? (I am very not sure that sentence should end with a question mark but at this point it could require the invention of a new type of punctuation)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Do you think it's air that you're breathing?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably right after we completed moth month

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please tell me that is soon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Looking forward to sturgeon season?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've only ever used 2 of these. I'm a greedy sloth.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (3 children)

linkedin is like designed for envy but only used for pride.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I thought wrath. Am i doing it wrong?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Correct. I in no way envy any of those poor half-souls who haunt LinkedIn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At what point does pride become delusion?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We need to start a company to disrupt delusion!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Truth Social seems popular with the delusional crowd.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • Lust
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  • Pride
  • Pride
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I definitely use Uber Eats because I'm hungry, not lazy. That's why I ise it exclusively from work, where I rarely get to take time for lunch, and instead have it delivered so I can mute my mic mid-meeting and eat.

I could meal-prep, but between getting up at 5am, getting home at 8pm, and helping out at my parent's place on the weekends 200 miles away, I simply don't have time to cook for work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Goddamn that sounds terrible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You sound overworked. At least you'll be rich?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I work in municipal government.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least you ... have job security?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They work in government during a fascist takeover so probably not even that once the rot spreads further into local government 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

My local officials are pretty protective of us.

At the same time, the state just passed a law limiting severance pay to municipal employees to 60 days, so that when they outlaw a bunch of our functions we also suffer when our jobs aren't legal and nobody is hiring statewide.

I love some of the cities I've worked for, but God I hate the Texas state government.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Speaking from my covid lockdown era dark times, ordering on food apps is a great way to waste a fuck ton of money.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

and gain a shitload of weight

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Actually, I tend to order healthier options than what I cook. If I'm spending 30 dollars on lunch it isn't gonna be fast food. I usually go with a salad bowl or something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Too lazy to meal prep you say?