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Why would someone voluntarily fill out marketing surveys for Google?
They usually take like 30 seconds and you get credit for the play store. Like .15 to 1.00 or more per short survey. I tend to wrack up 5 or 10 bucks in a month.
I've done it so long that there's not really anything left I want to buy, so I like to give the change to donation services for apps like voyager.
They pay you. No idea if it's worth it since I haven't done it myself.
Worth it since they're paying for it
I shop in T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝, should I select 2 or 4?
Depends, is T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ closer to your home or campus?
Technically T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ is closer to both locations.
Choose literally anything, then divide by zero.
yes
This is how AI will take over. Utter confusion.
On 1,273,584 scales from 0.00000 to 1.00000, is this a picture of a stop sign?
5,4,2,NA,3,1 blast off!
... ORDER BY RAND()It does kinda make sense if you ignore the shuffled order. I'd guess it was originally something like "On a scale of 1-5, how much do you prefer to do back to school shopping near home vs near campus?" and then went through a couple iterations of counterproductive clarification.
And they also decided to put "not applicable" in the center
It's ok because it's the neutral answer