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April Fool's Day

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is there anything happening in the city tomorrow? They've declared southern cross and half the cbd to be designated areas, ie they can search anybody and anything in there for any reason, including no reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will be in the city tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The exact boundaries are listed in the latest gov gazette here: https://www.gazette.vic.gov.au/gazette/Gazettes2024/GG2024S154.pdf

As well as info about designated areas here: https://www.police.vic.gov.au/weapons-search-areas

I would normally link to a your rights when dealing with police page, but because it's a designated area you pretty much have none

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh thank you! I should be out of that area by 1pm when it starts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thank fuck, I was wondering whether we would get blueballed like the last time. I am truly enjoying the sound of soaking outside. Whether I'll like it so much tomorrow morning is another question.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I'm at a party. It's been almost a decade maybe since I've been to one and it feels nice but it takes some getting used to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i was about to express disappointment but radar shows more incoming

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for keeping us a breast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I don't want breast, it's too bland!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Well that got a bit intense. The rain got so heavy traffic slowed down to about walking speed and multiple people decided to just pull over and wait instead. I got totally drenched running the 5m from my car to my front door. I've changed into dry clothes and Miss Meow is now ensconsed on my lap purring. Mr Woof has forgiven me for the lack of a walk and is also on the couch for moral support.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the heaviest rain will have mostly cleared by 7am, when I need to walk to the carshare and then drive to work...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The rain intensified while we were already enroute thankfully. Wife was enjoying her time listening to the rain and cheering on the cars ahead of us as we all queued up to drive through a puddle at 25kmh lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

recaptcha freaks me out with all the people riding motorcycles wearing light sandals and shorts, no gloves

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You're all in for a treat ⚑ β˜”

Sky so loud

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear. Mr Woof's after work walk is in jeopardy. He will be very unimpressed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Sorry Mr Woof πŸ˜”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

thunderBOLT and lightNING
very very frightNING

^Galileo^ Galileo ^Galileo^ Galileo Galileo Figaro

MAGNIFICO

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Skies darkening. Thunder in the distance. Heavy rain radar blob heading my way. It’s been a while.

This weather also matches my mood, I’ve had the worst long weekend. Need an evening of self-care with background rain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

BOOM. Yeah I have been waiting for this to hit and wash away some crap all day. Hope you get a good but safe soak

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Watering the garden did not bring rain. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I've been spending all afternoon watching Michael McIntyre clips on Youtube. I dunno how I didn't know about him before. Some of the jokes around domestic life and kids are a bit flat but he's absolutely brilliant with the observational humour otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I have some mince to use up so I've decided to go in blind. Chuck in some spices and veg. Sweet, spicy. I don't know whatever comes out is good enough.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

I'll be 41 years old this month.

I'd like to say I've lived a bit of a life. I've had and lost friends. I've found and lost love. I was even married for a little while. I was directionless career-wise coming out of high school but now I'm quite successful and am paid well for it. I'm moderately well-travelled. I've been to and seen a lot of places both domestic and abroad and not all of them were so nice.. some were even outright sketchy.

But today, on April 1st 2024 - I saw my very first bona fide, honest-to-god, ready for use, manky Glory Hole. A clearly frequented hole in the side of a toilet stall complete with some eager gent waiting on the other side.

From now on my life has been split in two; before I saw a Glory Hole and after. I was so young in the before-times. So naive. So full of hope.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

you wrote ready for use

the mental image you evoked was that it was in use by one member of the public already

just waiting on another member

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Well that was a twist!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh no. I need to know if it's local to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah but I'm pretty sure Hannah Watts Park would have one if you're hunting one down.

This was at Yarraville Shopping Centre.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Yeah. The cars parked there at night ain't playing on the swings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So... Did you use it or nah?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seemed rude not to.

spoilerSeriously though I actually did a big Nope-180 out of the stall and found another at the other end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please clarify 'the other end'......

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Other end of the row of stalls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh thank goodness. I was slightly concerned for your.... ahem.... other end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Well that hasn't happened to me for a while. Just got home from a lunch engagement, and checked the washing on the line. ALL of it has brown streaks from the rain. The little rain we did get has clearly knocked some nasty stuff out of the air. Even the laundry basket had a puddle of brown water on the base. Currently re-washing everything that was on the line. Grrr. EDIT: just checked windy.com - Melbourne is currently in the gap between 2 big areas of rain. When the wind change comes, we is going to be drenched. Some nice little funderstorms building to the west.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I like your optimism butI'm still going to the water the chili plants, they are looking dry.

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