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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I was so hoping this was a real thing. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Then I saw the Hasbro label and knew they would never endorse this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple juice and the 180-proof grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors.
โ€” Wikipedia

The article notes that despite poisonous additives to deter sailors from bleeding the torpedos to get smashed, the enlisted would take the risk and then work out ways to filter out the additives.

Pinkie Pie is just a recent incarnation of an old god.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The filtering method was to run it through the bread ration longways

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

What an adorable bottle of death

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Some of y'all never drank Everclear and it shows.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I've never tried that, just moonshine and legally sold 80% stuff. Quite strong

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not quite strong enough to be Everclear. 95% packs a helluva punch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Depends on where you live, where I am Everclear is "only" 75.5% ABV

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ I'm not a big drinker but I have taken shots of 95% ever clear, it's not really any worse than vodka. I think people overreact.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

at over 2x strength I find that hard to believe

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

i may not have been wondering but i'm pleased to see that it goes somewhere regardless, even if it's kind of unrelated ^^

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I was not wondering that. But thanks anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Pinkie, you're drinking rubbing alchohol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

80% alcohol? That's like 160 proof! You would probably be better off using it to clean automotive parts or to set something on fire lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pinky pie's pink punch is great to party with friends and if you add polystyrene, it makes a hell of a Molotov cocktail to overthrow the government

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Wow, is there even something it can't do?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

The Anatchist's Cookbook strikes again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pinky Pie's Party Punch binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff soon enough.