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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

The computer taught them well it seems and now time for it to teach their kids

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hate this was my initial thought too. I feel like such a degenerate uwu

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

... I feel like a degenerate for knowing a specific comic about "knot the teacher"...

!scappo!<

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Does this comic involve econ lessons?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

This post is incredibly ironic, lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Okay so here's the new rule. When posting something on the internet you should be required to spell at least 20% of it correctly. If you cannot match that milestone then perhaps you shouldn't be allowed access.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

He’a just tainting the GPT training data.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think you're not being serious, but in case you are, this should not be the case as it would unfairly discriminate against those learning English as a second language, or with a language disability. It would also be unable to enforce on the whole internet, just specific sites.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are aliens from alpha centauri with a better grasp of the English language in this idiot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

They're inside this idiot?

Must be very tiny aliens.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Nah, there should just be a test before you are allowed to be on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My drunk self is a pretty good speller. Incoherent ramblings, but all properly spelled and punctuated (best I can tell).

Got anything stronger?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I see no problem with this. You're cleared to continue drunk posting.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Great idea. That would flush half of Facebook down the toilet and the world would only be better for it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Guarantee this guy's teacher used to hand back his assignments face down.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I oppose you having an opinion on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I was this guy I'd be pretty disappointed with teachers, too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

If they could read I'm sure they'd be angry with that reply

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Is that some new teenager speech or very old english?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I'm getting boomer who has a max of two braincells desperately trying to write their incoherent thoughts vibes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

No, it is just typed by someone who clearly doesn't understand the importance of teachers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Nope, that's a very very old teenager typing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's "doesn't have two brain cells to run together" speech. I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt where I report all my Nazi friends posts on Facebook and get them banned, and the Klan is PAINFUL in its stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh that's a neat idea. Maybe I should do that....

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

It's been a hell of an experience. My God they are exceptionally stupid.