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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nothing would please our billionaire overlords more than all of us "little people" getting the hell off earth for another planet. It's unlikely anything comparable to the paradise of this planet, even in a global warming event or an ice age, will be reachable any time soon.

And we should leave it for them? Duck that.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Mars One https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_One received over 200,000 applications for a one-way ticket to Mars & raised money way too easily, before going bankrupt.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leave it to humanity to invade other planets to "fight for humanity".

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Yes. Please for the love of God. I would rather be torn asunder by an alien bug than spend another day in this depressing shithole."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you ever watched The Mist? it would be a nightmare to get captured alive by those horrifying spiders

For anyone that doesn't know, the spiders size varies from a tarantula to a dog, and they reproduce by inserting hundreds of eggs inside you, they then eat you alive inside out when hatching

Also they have acid webs tha shoots like lasers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I actually watched it just a few nights ago. And yes, fuck those spiders. 😱

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but have you tried working retail?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Join the HELLDIVERS today 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

WE ARE EARTHICAN!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would believe this

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would defect to the bugs' side

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Found the Enderkin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We have a group that meets up Friday's under the Brooklyn bridge.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't understand these hyro-glifics. Can you just switch the number over to SEDI (Super Earth Directional Inputs)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Keep slayin' it. ✊🏽

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Guess I’m not a “man” because fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but it still reeks a bit from the last soldier who used it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A British guy once worded it weirdly poetic:

'he's strawberry jam now'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Have you seen the beginning of the movie "Fury"? How the new guy had to "clean out" his seat in the tank?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've done worse.

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