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Can I lick it? Yes you can. (feddit.de)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Economics: How much are you willing to pay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the market clears the price is equal to the marginal utility of getting licked

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This man economics

How does $3.50 sound?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Electronics: "It's useful in testing whether a battery has charge or not."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Medicine: In here? Sure, that's how you get c diff, staph, e coli...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'd also lick your anus

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Software engineering... If you can lick it, you spelled "click" wrong. And that's why your code won't compile, you complete failure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NameError: name 'lick' is not defined. Did you mean: 'click'?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NameError: name 'lick' is not defined. Did you mean: 'sudo rm -rf /'?

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

📞Hello police? Yeah it's this one.📞

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Philosophy:

"That depends on your definitions, some may call philosophy a science, others may not, what do you think? Can you lick the philosophy?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Philosophy is science. It's the very foundation of all of our studies. What do you think PhD stands for?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Philosophy isn't science. Science is philosophy. Philosophy can be science, reason, mysticism, and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is philosophy in everything. Any time you lick anything, you lick philosophy. Even if you lick nothing, you lick philosophy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

is my toungue staying inside my mouth licking the inside of the mouth? does that mean it's also licking philosophy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Biology: Yes. Most definitely. Please do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But those worms & cow eyeballs & sheep lungs we had to dissect in elementary school??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

nutritious and delicious!

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