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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

[Installs tons of mods to keep Skyrim relevant]

"Wow, it hasn't aged a day!"

[Pays for wife to get tons of plastic surgery]

"Babe you're as beautiful as when I met you 80 years ago."

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Unfortunately, this particular instance passes the test. You're the one who probably can't consent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Dragonborn speaks the dragon tongue, it's fine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps, but Partysnacks is thousands of years old. That's a huge age gap, even if the Dragonborn has a dragon soul.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That's why the 'of their species' part about sexual maturity is important. As long as the Dragonborn is of consenting age for a human, it's fine. Frowned upon? Maybe. Cultural taboo? Perchance. But as long as it's consentual, you go and bone (or get boned) by whatever dragon you want

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

If you install a mod like that, it's really consensual non-consent roleplay.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Sounds like they're playing with that porn mod that the UK will arrest you over.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

What a silly place.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Turns out the dude reported OP's wife because she rejected his sexual advances at a party. Honestly, it would be cool to be at the turning point of history where assholes like him are the ones who get put in jail, rather than women who happen to have weird artificial porn. Sounds like she has a decent shot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What mod is this please I would like it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know about that mod specifically, but most NSFW Skyrim mods are at Loverslab.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Thank you! I have an account there for Monster Hunter World’s Dragon Dongs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably like obsidian weathers or cathedral weather idk, looks very non-enb to me, but I'm not really a enb user myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear… thank you, but I mean the text in the upper-left.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

oh my bad, it's Aroused Creatures.

Make sure you have the full stack for it to work.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah, they havent aged if you're using 86 graphical enhancement mods. This is not how it looked on my crt TV on Xbox in 2011

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yea, but the special edition with the HD textures is what is sold these days.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

good frapgics go beyond just textures

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's one of the many reasons why you always play with mods when good mods are available. No exceptions.