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That's gotta be a whole new cheese tax bracket!
I needed this
What the waiter is gonna have to roll up with for me to say stop
i'm in this photo and i like it
I found myself pondering in the supermarket today whether I should buy a small block of cheddar
Finally, the big cheese.
Stamped with a Wisconsin logo, yep that fits.
Guys, the cheese, go get it!
How fascinated would a lady be if I gave this to her?
How do you think Kelce Landed Taylor?
"it's a cylinder"
Is it Big Block of Cheese Day?
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“Something big is happening with cheddar cheese”
Oh good lunch is here
But what about second breakfast?
That's what the banana is for.
No that’s a butt banana.
People can spice how they choose, stop shaming them for it.
It has dual use.
Username checks out.
My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.
My dog would probably eat it in about 30 seconds.
Do dogs tolerate cheddar well?
Probably not. But she still goes crazy for it. We don't give her a lot. But I do know how quickly she eats things.
What kind of dog do you have that can devour 2 tons of anything in 30 seconds?
Lab
yes
I wonder how much cows milk was compressed into this cheddar .7z file.
It takes one gallon of milk to make one pound of cheese. So about 4000 gallons of milk.
That must be one exhausted cow.
ewwwwww nice
That’s utterly ridiculous
Udderly* ridiculous
*udderly
*that's the joke
I believe in that quantity it's spelled and pronounced "cheddah"...
Now I'm curious about the density of cheese.
477 kg/m3 (water is 1000 kg/m3 for ref)
30lb/ft3
So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana
Including the skin?
European or African?
Those are called plantains.
Sucks, Costco makes you buy two.
Giant cheese skateboard.
You make that sound like a bad thing.