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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

If DOOM music starts playing and you better get your guns ready.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It works better if you remove linebreaks beforehand tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'm think the answer there does not apply to the PHP version of regex though I'm not entirely sure

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

It's perfectly normal for your computer to have daemons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Looks like a rendering issue. If nothing else works, maybe try updating graphics drivers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

CLOSED: Won't Fix>By Design

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

oh that crowley what a scamp

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I doubt PHP has anything to do with that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

You just never know when that bastard is gonna pop up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hmm usually this is where you use the "reset" command in your terminal. Yes there's a command that's specifically for dispelling demons. Not sure how do in vscode, as I am a NeoVim elitist asshole