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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Most normal 4chan user

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Fake: anon can make someone laugh

Gay: anon makes the girl gross out, lives with his mom

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

... washing the back yard?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, of course, before the new clear coat goes on... duh?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You’ve got to wash the dirt off grass so it can absorb sunlight more efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yep. I thoroughly scrub the leaves of my mango tree every sunday, and when comes mango season, I enjoy the most delicious fruits. It's hard work, but it pays off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Deck, patio, fence, furniture. What do you do when your stuff gets dirty, full of pollen or spider webs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're right, of course, but it's like saying you washed your teeth with a toothbrush.

I'd say I cleaned up the backyard (or just called it yardwork) and washed the patio/furniture

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Based mom and son.