Reminder that there used to be a $1,000,000 prize available for anyone who could display any sort of supernatural powers that remained unclaimed for 20 years. The challenge rules required that both parties agree upon the test setup, and several people actually tried to claim it and all failed. It astounds me that anyone still believes in this nonsense and that it seems to be becoming even more popular to believe in literal magic and other supernatural idiocy.
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- Mark NSFW content.
- No doxxing people.
- Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
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- Be excellent to each other.
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Reminds me of this classic: https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/hvy31q/witchcraft_hexing_the_moon/
Witches are chill. Wizards are fucking nerds tho.
Update: doctor says I have a nasty torsion. Pray for me fellas.
Do it again, but with the magical powers of theism instead of witchcraft.
Pfft. They have had that covered for centuries.
"The Lord works in mysterious ways..."
Could one not say "witches work in mysterious ways"?
Coulda, woulda, shoulda...
Thry work in witchy ways.
I looked for the video and came across a reddit thread about it. Here are two really funny comments:
I think its rather silly to say the least especially since curses require a certain amount of anger and hatred that im sure next to nobody feels to this person.
Oh yeah that's why it didn't work
Magic requires willpower and intention to use properly. I doubt any of these randos on the internet actually possessed the genuine desire or emotional investment to actually curse a random guy on the internet who had heretofore never interacted with them
Anyone who actually understood this likely didnt rise to the bait.
No true witch!
So, they're saying that the magic is real, but I can't just go to a crazy old crone's potions shop and purchase a curse on someone because that's not how it works? Well, that's disappointing.
Edit: "no true witch" = hilarious
I'll be that a witch told him to do this.
A gag like this discourages the amateurs and helps the real ones stay under cover.
the "real ones" lol
The guy isn't getting sick, which proves my point!
no it definitely does not lmao
You actually took what I said seriously?
Now I'm the one who is laughing.
"I was only pretending to be stupid haha"
good one!
As I've discovered, sarcasm tags seem to be almost required in certain cases here on Lemmy lol
bro just says something braindead and then goes "haha just joking" lmao
Check his next comment to me.
you need to make a new account friend. lem.ee is dying
Oh, no! You mean I'll lose my internet points?
yeah unlucky, im trying piefed and the interstellar app now
You get funnier and funnier.
I care about the points as much as I care about the witches.
haha you took everything I said seriously??? what a FOOL lmao lmao xd (see how stupid it comes off? lol)
The witch subculture is on the same level as kids who start channeling their chi to kamehameha a bully
That's not true, the kids will figure out they're cosplaying eventually.
I mean I'd say I don't believe in witchcraft but I wouldn't take on this challenge, so I guess I do believe in witchcraft
Mark Twain said he didn't believe in ghosts, but they scare the hell out of him.