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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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I never thought leopards would eat MY face - Lemmy.World (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hah, didn't even make a full year. Get fucked you slimy invertebrate. I expect whoever replaces you will be equally unpleasant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

how many trusses was that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

6.7 Trusses

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

or 6.7 heads cabbages.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jun/05/zia-yusuf-quits-as-chair-of-reform-uk-after-new-mp-burqa-ban-row

The article if anyone wants it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Thanks.

Yusuf has been working on Reform’s new Elon Musk-style “department of government efficiency” (Doge) unit looking at cutting spending in councils where the party is in control.

The tech entrepreneur Nathaniel Fried, who was brought in this week with great fanfare to lead the unit, will also be departing alongside Yusuf, leaving the party’s plans to slash “waste” in local government in disarray.

Oh no!