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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This except i haven't been sleeping well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Also me except don't have a dog... can't because of how shit my life is. Work too long to be able to give any pet a good life and so choose not to. Guess I'll die alone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

If my dog smiles that much at night while we sleep, then it’s worth it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

The dog loves me, my blankets hug me, and my hair ties itself in knots. One day I'll get to that picture's level.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

A quilt? In this heat?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don’t use someone else’s yardstick to measure your success.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I use my own yardstick but a yardstick is a standardized length either way.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Same, except a dude with a cat and it's more of a constant tossing and turning as opposed to sleeping lol

Also she's only there in the morning waiting for me to feed her as is tradition with cats lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

My cat burrows under my arms while I’m sleeping to get the heat from my chest. I’m allergic but I love him, so when I wake up holding him like a teddy bear with his fur all over my face, I just wheeze a laugh on over to the cupboard to look for the antihistamines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This was me like 3 years ago

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're getting to sleep? Luuuuucky.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's worked for 15 years so far. Also working out helps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Guess I need start getting some indicas