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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

"Please help, the wedding is in three hours."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (12 children)

Do people really put that much thought into pet names? I've always thought it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does she respond "how now brown cow?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I would love if my spouse had a weird-ass nickname for me like that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

This comment could start a war, jeez

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

damn, the shittiest frozen pizza...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes it's exactly what you want, though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

nope.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ah wait, yeah, I just looked it up and I take it back. I think I was getting it confused with a pizza chain I used to love, Anthony's Pizza.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Wait, are you thinking of Pizza By Anthony?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

they are the cheapest ones... and if you just take a cheese one and add on your own toppings, a little extra cheese, some sauce, and a pizza crust, then you can throw frozen thing away and make your own pizza...

(i have eaten many where i added my own toppings and cheese though)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

If he really loved her he'd call her Totino.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Classic.

This is one of my favorite internet stories.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Call me Anthony Pizza!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

The Crevice

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