What's the equivalent of "it's never lupus"?
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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I had this same fucking situation recently in an issue on GitHub.
It wasn't the drivers.
It needs more mouse bytes to run.
What about 12VHPWR syndrome? Spontaneous GPU power connector inflammation could explain why other games are affected es well...
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"Delete and re-download the entire game, but use a 56k modem."
"My God house, the game launched fine! But how did the 56k modem have any effect?"
"It didn't, the reinstall would have worked either way, I just wanted to waste your time as punishment for being stupid."
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What about port blocking by the ISP? It could be a networking condition!
Which would be useful if telnet didn’t tell us the port is open.
it could be a bad RAM chip. we should start Prime95, check for ECC faults..
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House, type in paru -Syu
Still better paru -Syyu --noconfirm
I recently had a game tell my my NVIDIA driver was out of date by like a year.
Ngl I just ignored it, that's like a 500mb update and I'm just not interested in the time it takes unless something breaks.
Mate, how do you play any games if 500mb takes too much time?
Because I already have them and don't need to download them again. 500mb on a mediocre day is like 2 hours.
If you mean online games, I tend not to because they often work poorly. For some strange, totally inexplicable reason that definitely has nothing to do with my terrible internet.
dang, sometimes i think my shit is slow, my heart goes out to you.
My mom told me she's on 25 Mbps the other day. Have no idea how she survives.
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How much do you pay? Is it DSL?
I have about the same speeds. I'm paying $65/mo, it's 5G, and it's better than every other option around.
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I hate Safe Mode.