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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Garbage AI because no conservative is creative.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

PRIDEMONTH RIDE'M

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I legit want to print this out and wear it at the parade.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

That rainbow demon is sick.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Christmas
rChistams
rsamChits
Rams Chits

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea what this means but it made me giggle maniacally.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chit can be a slang term for a child.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ohh so it's actually a lot more clever than I thought. Animals giving birth to demonic human children is a common trope, like The Omen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think you missed the mark again. "Rams" is slang for "has penetrative sex with."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I... am going to stick with my interpretation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

That's probably for the best.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Non-UK people should read up about Laurence Fox if they want a good laugh.

Some career highlights:

  • Destroyed his acting career and his marriage by being an upper class right wing shit.
  • Destroyed his subsequent gig as a right wing pundit on GB News by being too misogynist on air.
  • Called some drag queens paedophiles after they called him racist. He was sued for defamation and he countersued. He lost on both counts.
  • Stood for election as an MP and lost his deposit.
  • Stood for election as London Mayor and lost his deposit.
  • Tried to stand for election as London Mayor a second time and didn't get on the ballot because he didn't fill in the paperwork correctly
  • Stood for election to the London Assembly and lost his deposit.
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What does “lost his deposit” mean in the context of UK elections? Do you only get your money back if you win? Is there some decorum standard he violated or something?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (5 children)

To be fair to him, on his first run at London Mayer, he did get nearly twice as many votes as Count Binface, a candidate who claims to be from space and wears a dustbin on his head.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Oh so you guys have your own variant of Vermin Supreme?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not sure about Count Binface since I don't really follow UK politics, but if he's anything like Vermin Supreme his platform is likely both preferable to and more realistic than the mainstream conservative party candidates' plans.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

That's unfortunate, I would have voted binface

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This goes hard af

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm gay, furry, disabled and satanic, and I approve this message

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's God's way of punishing your sins, by making you a furry. HERETIC!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I want this poster in the black light felt so bad. You know the style so many people had of the gnome and mushroom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Way to make it look ridiculously cool, gj

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

They can't help themselves.

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