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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Crow - Brandon Lee

T-birds crew has lines that are almost made for muppets anyway. The violence would be hilarious as well.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

John wick. Only the dog is human

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays as one of the Borden brothers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

the worse answer is any porn movie

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

no, he is the only non puppet. but because he grew up like that, he doesn't realize he's the only non puppet. from his point is view, everyone else is normal

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

127 hours, but I pick both the girls.

Edit:

Or Lord of the rings... Obviously I choose Gimili.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Keep Alan Rickman

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Sound of Music. Baron Von Trapp is the non muppet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Christopher Plummer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

21 Grams. Benicio Del Toro.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, licking muppet Salma feet would be funnier.

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