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Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.
John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.
Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.
Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.
Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
Requiem For A Dream.
Marlon Waynes.
The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.
Major spoiler
In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.
I would pay to see this
die hard
alan rickman
Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.
So many people would get fired.
Blackest joke of the year right here folks
Eddy the Eagle. Keep Hugh Jackman grumpy coach. In his flashbacks, he should be played by a muppet.
Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human
Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.
Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse
I am Bert's complete lack of surprise
That would give away the twist
First Blood. Sylvester Stallone.
Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.
But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet
Mad Max 2. The dog.
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