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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The only solution is to permanently remove the air from your lungs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Bootleg interview with the vampire vibes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Such a POS. I'm so glad I changed my mind about dropping $$ on the pre-order for the 3 series.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

JP you're fuckin' weird

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Love me some grandmas boy references.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Why ?? This looks far far better than what he looks now i kinda think its cool ngl. Also i do hate elone but this kinda goes hard feels like something depp would wear (i don't know why i made that comparison)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Wow... He's so cool...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

"Permanently removed from the internet forever." Once it's on the internet, it'll be there till the day you die.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Unless you actually want it scrubbed.

I’m reminded every year on my Facebook memories of this fact when I posted the Donald Trump Oprah interview where he said he’d run as a Republican because they’re the dumbest voters and we had a long conversation about it in my feed, and the video is removed. And every instance of it is gone. And snopes has a fake fact check on it, claiming it was from a magazine and was false. And people have discussions about it being a Mandela effect thing.

Except we quote it in our conversations on my old Facebook post.

The internet is not a bastion of unfettered memory that cannot be manipulated. That whole thing shattered that illusion for me.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

But thanks to modern SEO, Ads and useless algorithms I can't find shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Sometimes your photos appear only after you die!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

Unless it's something you want to stay. Then it vanishes into the ether, and nobody seems to have it archived anywhere.

EDIT: Join us at [email protected] or /r/datahoarder (unfortunately the datahoarder community is mostly active on Reddit still).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It’s always sad. I read a bit about hobby gameboy game development and a few sites where stilll up, but a lot of links where dead. A few tools just disappeared with all download links dead.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That implies that all your photos disappear the moment you die

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Whoops, but you know what I'm getting at right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I think i do...
You're saying that the native Americans were right, that photographs capture a part of your soul, and so when you die, the photographs die with you!

(I understood what you said the first time, i just felt like being a bit of a silly goose)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

did he ever explain why he hates that photo so much? I think it's kinda dapper with an attitude. Not entirely a bad photo.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably because it looks like he only speaks in anime quotes and brings his plastic replica katana ("well ackchyually, it's a tachi, as you can see because of the way...") when going to the mall with his mom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Nobody likes to admit to them. To the mistakes they've made because of their youth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Damn she’s hot

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

not enough hee hee

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looks exactly like the British soldier demon dude from Netflix's Locke & Key.

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