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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

So a linux user

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I don't even try limit myself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"What do you mean you don't want to hear the extensive history of outdoor warning sirens? There are so many models and companies and types and designs! No? Well... how about locomotives? No...? Shame."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a YouTube video I'd love to watch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Ha, I wish videos on that topic were more widespread. Nobody in the community is making that sort of thing, most of our videos are of siren tests and sirens we own. I do have a wiki site for sirens that's in depth though! https://civil-defense-sirens.fandom.com/wiki/Civil_Defense_Sirens_Wiki

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Fun locomotive fact: In Egypt, many mummies were lost because they were used in locomotives instead of fuel do to then being dry and burned well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"The industrial revolution and it's consequences..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Being an introvert homebody and having to hint to coworkers that you'd like that dune bucket if they go see movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I haven't watched the movie but I thought it would be so much cooler to have it be the "pain box" Paul has to put his hand inside instead of a worm lol

Prove you're a human if you want the popcorn!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I haven’t watched the movie but I thought it would be so much cooler to have it be the “pain box”

We already have that at the theater. Its the Concession Stand cash register when you pay for the popcorn and drink.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This happened to me when my wife and I went out with a group of her friends and they brought up “sounding.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

OK well.. Idk what that is so... Here I goooo--!!

Edit: OK well I looked up the word and stopped at the entrance to this cave. Don't bother.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The normal amount in that case is not knowing anything at all

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Bro, c'mon, don't leave... you've only listened to 3 hours of my 10 hours dissertation on Lord of the Rings. What do you mean 'how's that relevant when we were talking about Skyrim?' - I need to make sure we're on the same wavelength before I start my 53 hour exposition on why The Elder Scrolls is a brilliant work of art."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

ES lore can definitely lend itself to 53 hours of exposition

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

An Acquaintance: "Oh my goodness and they said that people could actually be living on Mars soon! Isn't that just neat-o?"

Me: Having watched enough hours of "Science Fiction and Futurism with Isaac Arthur" to qualify for a doctorate

Me: "Yep. Sure is super neat-o."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Science Fiction and Futurism with Isaac Arthur

How can I have read dozens of books by the guy and not know he did a TV show?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isaac Arthur, not Asimov. Though that is his namesake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How can I have read dozens of books by the guy and then confuse him for another? Mea maxima culpa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

For anyone unfamiliar, "Science Fiction and Futurism with Isaac Arthur" is a prolific YouTube channel. He's cranked out dozens (if not hundreds) of hours about everything from building archologies on the moon, colonizing the surface of the sun, to settling what's left at the end of the universe. What that guy does is genuinely a public service and he's gotten awards for his work.

https://youtu.be/xGjeFPlLCVc?si=rd_nN1sljkgwiGex

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/xGjeFPlLCVc?si=rd_nN1sljkgwiGex

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Me gusta chalupa tambien

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

I had a half hour meeting with a coworker today. 2 minutes in, he mentioned he was thinking about building a new PC. Almost an hour later we decided we needed to start talking about the meeting topic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey, have you guys heard about this Linux thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It’s GNU/systemd

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then you're acting casual but let slip 'oh that's the b type they use coaxial threading so won't deharmonize until you get upto 8000hz... uh, I mean yeah looks life it'll go real fast!'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Wait wait wait what? This sounds interesting. Please elaborate

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