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Gonzalo rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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More facade posting Also Trip’s ass amiright

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I fucking hate grocery shopping.

The only thing that made it not-terrible really was getting in on couples arguments. You gotta be sneaky though.

One time a couple was arguing about which peanut butter to buy. I didn't even need peanut butter. I had to be like "excuse me" to even get at it because they're standing right in front of it. Grabbed the one, and muttered to "myself" : "yeah, this is the good stuff", and walked off with it.

Put it back later.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Chaotic good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Certified Facade moment

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why anyone fantasies about polyamory it takes my partner and I long enough to choose something to watch

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At least you can do a majority vote with three people

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I never knew I needed a 3rd person in my relationship until now...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

cue everyone voting something different

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🍈

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

😧

😡

Okay, Rozauhtuno, it's time for you to leave.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

<<Trip’s tiny ass yeeting you out of the apartment>>

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

sounds like they might want to join a throuple! i was in a throuple once, we had arguments and disagreements all the time lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

If anyone looking for a third, then contact me!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm never going to be able to escape this damn game

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Would love a modern remake, now that the technology is better

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just say melons he'll kick you out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You can get kicked out any time you like

But you can never leave

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You don't join a threesome if you want to, it's about consent. And you can easily be pulled into an argument if you're so inclined.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Can we start requiring consent for being involved in arguments?

I'd really like to never agree...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Even with consent, it is really easy to get pulled into couple's arguments.

You kind of have to want to join a threesome, to be able to consent to a threesome, but so do all the others.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What was that game called again?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Façade

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Façade

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hmm. T'Pol be Tripping

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

melon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think you should leave

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

we can only tolerate so.much