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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

When I was born, god gave me a choice.

I said, "I'll take the Autism, please."

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I don't mean to offend you, but do you still feel non-sexual attraction towards a particular or both genders?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Not OP, but typically asexual is perceived as not having any sexual attraction/having minimal sexual attraction to anyone, regardless of gender. It's like the opposite of pansexual (attraction to anyone regardless of gender).

Everything is a spectrum of course, which is why people talk about the graysexual area, where you have some attraction but there's extra things that make it not the "typical" experience of allosexuals (those who experience sexual attraction). Things like Demisexual (attraction only after having a close bond), Aegosexual (having sexual arousal and fantasies, but you don't think of yourself in those fantasies), etc. These are all microlables to help people narrow down how they feel.

So if you have a distinct and noticeable sexual attraction to one gender, you probably are allosexual (straight, lesbian, gay, etc.). Note, however, that romantic ≠ sexual, and you can be asexual but only date men, or be asexual and date both men and women.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

It feels like a blessing almost always.

When it doesnt is when someone wants nothing more than to fuck you and you're like neat. Want to cuddle after I get you off? Because this dick ain't budging lmfao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk man, I love touching my friend's feet

My cat's paws I mean (My cat is my friend)

I can only touch it for like 1 second and quickly retreat. It's tempting to touch it for longer, but it's risky (I can get PAW'ed; aka: she swings the paws at me)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Cats do be weird about touching their paws

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't mean to brag, but I had a cat who would let me touch her feet and even grab those BEANS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like squeezing them and making the claws extend and retract.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

your cat lets you do that?!

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

honestly I'm just glad I don't have a shit fetish

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Oh well. There they go. A shame I guess.

Anyway.

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