this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Smoking a cigarette feels like you’ve been standing your entire life and you just sat down. Then it feels like nothing and the world hurts when you don’t have it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is actually a very good description of how a shot of heroin feels, when you have a habit. It's just much moreso than cigarettes.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I haven't smoked in 15 years, and I could start again tomorrow. I love smoking and still miss it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thats a good streak, dude. Keep going :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yah, remembering the feeling of being knifed in the chest still keeps me from going back.

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