No place like 127.0.0.1.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^
I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.
What are the dev related ones ? :))
I request a proof.
I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:
This is gross. Needs IPv6
IPv8 tattoo
I'm a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.
"I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands"
127.0.0.1 then?
That's his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24
Don't believe his lies
Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don't want my identiti stolen!
"I'll show you a gateway to heaven!" punch
Now do ipv6
I don't have enough fingers
You gotta use colons. Then it's pretty easy.
Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon
Oh no! He's got my IP 😱
127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0
Why the fuck did I click this
Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don't ever go to https://127.0.0.1
Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.
you have tls on your local network?
Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.
malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious...
Hopefully you don't have that much trouble remembering them.
This is funny to programmers but it’s dumb to network admins.
I guess let people have their fun, but I agree. Class C space is pretty insignificant
Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic "LOVE HATE" tat.
DEAD BEEF
Or just a big
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on your hand
On your chest. Much more macho.
Get it as a throat tattoo or get out
Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.
Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don't think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don't follow his route.
Switch back before it's too late.
He has already chosen the route he wants his life to take. There was no turning back once he passed through that gateway.
Just cuz you're all NAT'd up doesn't mean you'll be left alone.
I don't mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.
If it were the right hand you could've done /24 on the thumb
Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.
Definitely Dewey Decimal System
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Class C warfare