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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

That's very cool but not exactly practical for everyday use.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes!! A 2d printer that you can assemble with 3d printed parts. Let's do it. Which technologies can we use to 2d print that are easy to assemble?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well.... There is quite a bit of high precision manufacturing needed for the actual print heads... Something like a Dot Matrix straight from 1990s should be doable by people with appropriate CNC machines and shit, something like "Line Typers" (1950s-1970s automatic computer operated type writers) are manageable if you can precision mold metals

But an ink jet or laser jet? Naw big dawg that shit is complicated as fuck

If you can somehow manufacture the ink head, an ink jet printer is like 2 step motors and one really complicated print head on rails

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Or if you can use existing cartridges, you would skip a lot of work. They have the print heads embedded in them nowadays.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Today my HP printer asked my for my GPS location, to allow me to scan a document. Like why? Why is it required to use a basic option?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (6 children)

HP printers are shit, I don't want one even if you pay me. Buy a office-class B&W laser from Brother and never worry again.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Because NSA.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

HP wants to know your location

literally though

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

At least you were able to communicate with it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I feel so blessed by having small laser black only printer that just works. Never again ink printer

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every time this is brought up someone has to remind people that printers watermark whatever they print with a unique ID in barely readable type. That's, for example, why they refuse to print something in black when yellow is low. And it's a legal requirement.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your own link says that as of 2017 assume all new printers print some form of tracking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Watch me buy a 1990s hunk of shit laser jet as big as my desk just to fuck with feds

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Black and white printers can't do that, but as I mentioned in another comnent, if you do have a color printer, add lots of yellow dots before you print it out.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Even worse was my Epson MFP.

Me: Want to scan a page
Printer: No can do
Me: But why?
Printer: I'm outta yellow ink.
Me: How's that relevant to the task of scanning something?
Printer: 🖕🖕

It took a dive from my balcony right into the dumpster bin.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

How else will the police track your documents back to you without invisible fingerprints.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you've got a printer that does that, add lots of yellow dots to your document before printing it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The dots that are used for ID are ridiculously small tho

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Yes please. Printers are so annoying and it's a racket.

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