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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Crystals on his chin.

Classy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The meth pipe on the neck is …wow yeah

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's a lighter and a spoon for heroin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I agree with you, but it is hard to tell because it appears a third grader drew it.

Edit: the crystal on the chin leads me to believe it is a meth pipe.

Edit 2: but the fiancee's name is crystal, so the plot thickens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Definitely a bulb for smoking meth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You all do realize those are just drawn on with a marker right? If those were real, and fresh enough to have the ink smear, they would be way more red and probably raised a bit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

i REALLY hope you are right

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

those tats are entirely real, old, and indistinct because they were put on in prison.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can literally see the smear lines in the picture (the chin especially). On top of that they're clearly taking a joke picture and she's hiding her laughter. If this dude has these face tattoos and teeth THAT nice he's like a complete anomaly. Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!

when you're wrong, bud, you're really fucking wrong lol

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure what you think this proves. It looks like the photos were taken moments apart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Moments apart? Dude has a different shirt and is in a car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why are the tattoos on the other side of his face in these pictures? (say, the one connected to his eye). Is that something that happens when you take a selfie v normal picture?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The reddit picture is mirrored, look at the Texas tattoo.

Edit: sorry, had read your question wrong at first, but yes, it's probably from using the selfie camera: https://blinksandbuttons.net/why-selfie-camera-shows-mirror-image/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thanks, no worries. You'd think at 50 I'd know but don't really take many pictures, certainly not selfies.

It would have been an elaborate ruse to say the least :). The thing I can't get over are his teeth, they're immaculate lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

or, hear me out, maybe there are two of these twats, mirror images of each other, with matching meth pipes and lol no I just can't....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I actually suspect that if our selfie camera was not mirrored, that we would instantly notice and be weirded out by it. We're just used to looking at our own face in a mirror, so in that way it looks normal and we don't think about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I sure would be. If I raised my left hand and my mirrored image also raised their left hand, I would have lots of questions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow that's some nice sauce 👌

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

literally one second of searching - man with texas tattoo on forehead

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago

People wouldn't take two pictures in the same day. That would be crazy.

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