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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I trust him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It was also a cold-blooded mammal.

EDIT: new information suggests they probably were not.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, it wasn't. Or to be exact, we don't know, but it's highly unlikely. In 2009, the bone growth pattern of Myotragus was thought to occur only in cold blooded animals, but in 2012 they found it is widespread in extant mammals as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Oh, that's good to know! I wondered how a cold-blooded mammal could be a thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

~~TIL there was a 5M year old cold-blooded mammal that humans killed off (but ofc).~~

Today I was reminded that science grows as new discoveries are made.

But we still killed the little beasties off. Nothing has changed there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I actually missed the part that we killed them off. "Heh heh, look at the funny-faced little goats. Let's kill 'em!" Jerks.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Predator goat species any% speedrun when

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

He looks like he knows what's in that embarrassing picture of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like one of those Oblivion npc

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

You're the one I saw in my dreams!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like something in medieval paintings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Looks like something that needs to be burned with fire

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

he looks like one of those guys who has a million broken down cars and lawn mowers on his yard but he can fix your car with a pepsi can and some zipties if you throw him 20 bucks

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Me when the edibles kick in.

[–] [email protected] 216 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm going to guess as an island species, it had no natural predators, and therefore the evolutionary pressure for it to have a wide field of view did not exist

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Probably, although there would still need to be some evolutionary pressure for forward facing eyes... I wonder what it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure for that specific case, but in the general case there doesn't need to be evolutionary pressure for change. If there is no pressure one way or the other random mutations can (and will over time) cause change without environmental reason (genetic drift).

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not necessarily, with “genetic drift” random phenotypic changes can happen that have a neutral effect on fitness. So if they don’t need side-facing eyes, then this can just happen randomly. Especially if the sideways eyes are in some way “costly” to maintain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I've always wondered if there was a term for evolutionary changes that weren't needed!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If sideways eyes are "costly" compared to forward facing eyes, then that would technically be a push for forward facing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Or goats just find forward facing eyes to be sexier.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

maybe living in caves?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Depth perception is advantageous. It is even beneficial for island goat activities.

With the absence of natural predators, the disadvantages of the narrow field of view are mostly outweighed by the advantages of depth perception .

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Curious to consider that by being an apex consumer, it is a predator by default, even if its prey is flora.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

It DOES seem menacing

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

"Hi kids! I'm so stoned, I can barely climb 😵‍💫"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

That's just like your opinion, man.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Extinct due attacks from behind

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's Falkand now.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why does this look like a child molester?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

You think everything looks like a child molester

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Because forward facing eyes is usually a trait associated with predators.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It's a dream of mine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That requires a mirror with most goats.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

i was crowned the GOAT of autism, i would volunteer but i dont like eye contact

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think you mean Hail Satan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, even Satan is uncomfortable looking at that one. Sacrifice not accepted. In fact, resurrected.

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