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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"I didn't shave"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

dipping my sponge in the basin so i can screenprint in the cum font

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From the Office of the President of the United States

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

the toilet is clogged again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Summa Cum Laude

but only if it's actually on a diploma and best if it's the only part in that font

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Better yet if only the word cum is

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

putting that shit right on my wall next to the fuckin fern or whatever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago