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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

I heard it was a stoat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm not sure why I felt the urge to make this after seeing the guy on the right's hard hat... Yet here we are:

I think he's an alien tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Every construction worker is an alien when you don't know how hard hats work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I can guarantee that the front of the netting isn't in its slots, and is pushed up above his forehead, essentially nullifying 95% of the effectiveness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I know, I just thought it was funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Cleary he is a direct descendant of the extraterrestrial ruling class of human-alien hybrids that ruled over ancient Egypt, rofl.

/s of course

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Hidden in plane site smh my head

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

except in the other timeline, the hadron collider opened a black hole and swallowed the earth whole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

How do I transfer over to that one. Is there a form to fill out or a portal or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Sounds lovely

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

they got the better outcome regardless

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Correct, but they got sucked into an alternative reality and plan full assault on Judgement Day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well they should bloody well hurry up then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

You can't rush the battle of Armageddon. Be patient.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.

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