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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My partner got a US Democratic Party fundraising text recently.

In the text, which I forget the specifics of, it was obvious that they were wanting to use the phrase "gin it up"...

but instead it said "jizz it up".

So if their smart phone or email or whatever has that learning/predictive text mode turned on. The staffer who typed up the text, uses that same device to type "jizz" enough times that the computer just autocorrected to "jizz it up".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i like the skibidi gyatt sigma ohio generation speak, it's inherently funny to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It is pretty funny. I mean, all slang is really.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hey u got that dirty owl rizz no cap ong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

rizz is an abbreviation of charisma

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I know, I'm just being a goobus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

jizz is an abbreviation of chajisma

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Jizzler

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The musical style from the cantina scene in the first star wars is called "jizz wailing"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

does that mean rizz is Star Wars rap

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

jazz right-arrow jizz

implies

rap right-arrow rip bean-think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm the furthest thing from a teenager, but ritz just feels like a word that English teacher type people keep trying to push. I don't think I've ever heard anyone under 25 say it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I say it online but only when I'm trying to make fun of myself, in the same way I say rad and tubular

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes, when something rad or tubular happens, I will exclaim, "WIZARD!"

And then other times, when something neither rad nor tubular happens, I will blurt out, "That's not very wizard."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That is indeed disco

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...I have been saying "beanis" in front of my family. Send help.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry, it's terminal