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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

People have got to learn that not knowing something is fine. Why make something up when you don't know something?

I don't know much about the stage categorisation of cancers.

Why not just say Biden has cancer?

I know the answer of course. I just wish there were so many other idiots like him.

I also wish the US were so stupid as to elect him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

omg trump is more quotable than Churchill X1000, except it's always embarassing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Jeez Biden hit the warp zone of prostate cancer? Didn’t realize stages of cancer were like super Mario bros stages

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really tragic how the left lost the ability to make and share content in 2010.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

the left, whatever that is. probably out there living lives as one does.

"the ability to make and share content"

lol. Martin Luther is an epic totem for all sides, and not just for righteousness.

why don't you start lying on behalf of the left and see where that gets you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why he gots to be white? The boy is orange.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's more annoying and more orange than the Annoying Orange!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

every day sth stupider. really. poor ppl at SNL. how you gonna write a skit and prepare for a show knowing even your best joke could easily be less funny than the stuff trump (or any other batshit maga) does. they killed comedy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They're playing the heel so well, that they manage to avoid scrutiny and public-opinion making, even in the jester's court. Comedy is an invaluable tool for socializing and discussing what ails us all, and these crooks may just be somewhat immune to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's OK, stage 4 will do just fine.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

So there is a cancer in dogs that is an STD, and the cells are not from the hist animal what stage is that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When does it become interplanetary?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At stage 9 the cancer was probably piloting Biden like meat mech.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Remember President Biden, stay centrist and don't make waves ... oh, and eat more Pineapple" -The cancer cells piloting the Biden Meat puppet around

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.

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