If his glutes were fused it'd make walking difficult
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall
So he can wear pants
He has a functioning cock too.
Oddly, it didn't get it's own display space.
Fuck it, let's go in the opposite direction. We're not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!
That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output
1 poop, 3 rolls of TP, a bidet like a car wash
Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I'm imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole
Anything you'd do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder
At least nobody would accuse you of half-assing it
I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.
If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it .... they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship
If they're supposed to mimic humans you'd want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you'd have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt
For poopin silly
Cuz "woke" somehow im sure.
His wife replacement must have pooped. But that story was contrived.
What does an android need with a dick?
Simple answer; to be fully functional.
(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human...)
He's essentially a sex bot, making certain features important for all uses
Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?
Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong
You can hang up the hips simply by drilling a hole into the rack
Someone aware of which body parts do what to a show's age rating I imagine.
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