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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

MTG IS astoundingly stupid. Boebert couldn't manage to complete high school. Noem seems to think Habeas Corpus is the name the orange guy gave his "kick anyone out" croquet mallet. Just 3 among many, of the losers who seem to be in charge right now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

And this is why Twitter should be nuked from orbit…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Obviously privately held education will be held to the highest of standards.

And will never indoctrinate. Anyone.

Because the people in power will be held responsible to no one.

Nestle.

Fox.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The US is just not a real country. It's a horror story to scare the children.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's especially fucking dumb is the argument of 'hurr money out of your pocket'. That shit goes right out the god damned window the second you look at where our taxes go i.e. the budget. Of what we overall pay education is laughably low.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Por when you think about it for more than one second. You went to school. If it wasn't paid out of taxes it would have had (not a native English speaker, imnot sure if have had is right) to be paid LITERALLY out of your own pocket

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

its so fucking stupid

anti-tax crazies must think schools and roads are natural phenomenon, and governments made up taxes because fuck you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

If you ever want to be angry at the internet download a nostr client. 70% of posts are about bitcoin so you have to block those. After that filter a huge percentage are anti-taxxers, homophones and pro trump. That's why I left it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, you have it correct. If taxes don't pay for it, you pay for it directly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

the military industrial complex gobbling up a sizable chunk of your tax dollars:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Federally funded school from age 3 to 20 doesn't sound like education

Yes it does, you bleached Wookie, it sounds exactly like education.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

She’s already 6B on the floor since she engaged in personalities bashing Crockett on the floor.

Said something about Jasmine Crockett’s ‘fake eyelashes getting in the way’ so she called her bad built bleach blond butch body

I felt there was a 7th b but she drew the line to not escalate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a stealth insult to bleached Wookies, somehow.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eating food from birth till the day you die? Doesn't sound like living to me, sounds like an addiction.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just wait til you hear about water! Everybody who drinks it? Dead. 100% mortality rate, no cure, and once you start, you're hooked!

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