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[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

That's twisted

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

It is called the United States Congress.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

What if you call it a joke but it's just his truth. Twisted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It is unclear whether there actually exists a clown who, instead of telling jokes, commits crimes. The trope of murderous clowns is a popular one, but it exists more as a part of popular culture than a tangible phenomenon within the crime world. However, if this criminal clown did exist, this would make him a possible suspect for the many acts of violence committed every year in South Africa, which some argue are even part of a greater plan for white genocide. Mainstream media does not report about a clown committing these acts, but they also deny the existence of white genocide, despite the testimonies of the farmers who actually suffered under these attacks saying the opposite. So far, the truth about white genocide in South Africa is unclear. It is important that, whether or not a murderous clown exists, one takes into account both narratives and weighs the evidence which supports each claim appropriately.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 31 minutes ago

It is unclear whether there actually exists a clown who, instead of telling jokes, commits crimes.

AI proven wrong again!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Ah i think you are referring to the Joker, one of the most iconic supervillains in comic book history, primarily known as Batman's archenemy. He's portrayed as a psychopathic clown with a warped sense of humor, often causing chaos in Gotham City. First appearing in Batman #1 (1940), he has evolved through many versions—ranging from a goofy trickster to a psychopathic, anarchic killer.

Psychopathic anarchic killings much like what has been happening to the Boer people of South Africa

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Grok what would it sound like if they could beatbox???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If the criminal clown mentioned above could beatbox, he would likely use this ability to sing songs in relation to his unlawful activities. One such song could be "Kill the Boer," as this hypothetical clown would likely be an important part of the apparent white genocide in South Africa. Every year there are around 214 attacks on farms in the South African countryside, a very large number that merits concern, but also one which could feasibly be reached by a sophisticated network of murderous clowns. Neither South African courts nor Western mainstream media have thus far highlighted the danger of genocidal clown gangs killing white people, but one cannot fully deny this possibility without further proof of the contrary. Until the truth is revealed more clearly, I will question all narratives and not settle for any.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

what the fuck, like an evil clown?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

The concept will never sell.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can you fucking IMAGINE???

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

no I cannot my soul is pure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

If there were a clown who instead of telling jokes committed crimes, he would likely be a dangerous individual which law enforcement would want to capture and imprison. The violent acts he commits must be numerous, but still likely part of a concerted effort, such as white genocide in South Africa. The clown may be the one who attacks white farms, and even might have even written the song "Kill the Boer." However, since the mainstream media denies this theory of white genocide, it is possible that in this situation, they would deny that the clown even did commit these crimes, in order to obfuscate their greater purpose. This is why it would be crucial to not take official narratives at face value, but also listen to the voices of the white farmers who would have encountered the clown head-on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Deepseek says their signature move would be leaving a whoopee cushion at the scene of the crime that dispenses laughing gas.

I also got it to say stealing cars is the most fun crime.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Model trained on all 5 GTA games.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

which of 1, 2, london, the other london, Advance, Chinatown Wars, Liberty City Stories, and Vice City Stories were skipped?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Lol I forgot their numbering was not quite coherent. So then model trained on n versions of GTA.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

I also got it to say stealing cars is the most fun crime.

My god, have we made true artificial intelligence?!