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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago

God: Obviously I'm not able to stop the gunman from becoming insane and buying a ranged hypodermic lethal injection device, he's way too powerful for me, but maybe I can use what little power I actually possess to slightly nudge this bullet away from a man who is objectively awful and into a man who saves lives for a living. Yeah, I'll do that.

Christofascists: SCORE!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Don't forget, the volunteer firefighter was MAGA, so...

There's no God, if there was the bullet would have hit Trump in the face. But just like Hitler he evaded every attempt on his life. Honestly, the resemblance with Hitler is insane. Doesn't drink alcohol, has weird hair, spreads hate and fear, targets minorities, sends them to a concentration camp across the border, targets judges, media and politicians opposing him. Only difference is that Hitler actually improved the German economy, something Trump fails misseably at.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Proof that God hates America

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

So god is a cunt. Why should I worship it again?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Looks like a vomit ear fryerbrain

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When John Paul II was shot he first thanked the guiding hand of the Virgin Mary for moving the bullet away from his heart. Didn't give so much merit to the team of doctors who fought to save his life, and didn't wonder why Mary didn't move the bullet completely out of the way.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

LOL, if they showed a 5.56 bullet at actual size people wouldn't believe it's so tiny.

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