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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

do you people just cook for a single meal wtf

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

2 hrs?

Do you spend 6 hrs a day cooking and do not do any clean as you go?

Wtf are you preparing? Are you stuffing a turkey each meal?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Make less elaborate meals or learn to chop faster.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Listen to podcasts, or watch something during cooking dude.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meal prep, and cooking stuff that doesn't need much involvement.

I eat 6 meals per day when I'm trying to gain weight, and it can be done with very little time spent cooking.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boiled chicken and rice with a side of protein shake doesn't count as food.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

We recently got an airfryer. it helps cut down prep time and ease of cleaning to the point I don't get upset about it anymore. Would highly recommend if you haven't got one already

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is great, do you have any more recipes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If you have a Ninja Speedy, you can cook loads of dishes in 10-15 minutes, but only for 1-2 people at once. My fav is to cube potatoes and pork belly at 2cm size, mix with salt, spices and oil, put everything in the device and cook for 12 minutes in steam + air fry mode.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks! Now my girlfriend has dumped me because I ruined her cast iron pan.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The term is meal prep

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Turns beef into beef flavored chicken, I love it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just cook bigger portions, i usually make enough food to last half a week

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ve been eating the same two-pound portion of taco meat for the past four days. Usually in soft-shell tacos, but sometimes in frittatas. The trick is to be dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is ideal because the tortilla IS the plate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You're not dead inside until you move to hard tacos.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is what doordash is for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

But then I have to work an extra 10 hours of my minimum wage job just to eat for 10 minutes. The ratio is even worse!

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