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I have a fade...ing hairline 🦲

Nope, mine is a mess atm since Im letting it grow again.

I’ve got a disconnect

No. I have unintentionally, in a fit of synchronicity, begun to look like lenin of he was ginger.

I have a fade from my shoulders (long) to my back (short)

i fucked up with the wrong guard and now my head and face are a zero and my mustache is 11/10

no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster

Yes, it has all faded away entirely.

Yes. Every time I've gone to the barber since donating my locks, I hold up a picture of Yanis Varoufakis for reference

I had one once, back in my pizza shop days. Kinda funny, since everyone else had one and I figured, why not.

But these days I grow my hair out, since otherwise I'd look like bargain-bin Solas.

Yeah

I do not. Why? Because i buzz my own hair off and i'm not good at it

Ya, all my hair faded away

Yes, that's what i ask for at the barbershop

too high maintenance for me, no shade on those who go for it

I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.

In this house we do low taper fades

Too old to care.

I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.

I have the IT Crowd-era Richard Ayoade haircut.

Nah I think it would look silly on me

i have this

I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.

Marxists are only allowed two hairstyles: or