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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Call poison control immediately: 1-800-BEANIS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I tried flushing the beanis out with beanis juice oh god oh godohgod

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You gotta eat a second so the first has a friend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I ate multiple whole beanises... family-guy-death-pose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You ate them?? That explains so much thinking-about-it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yup the whole thing. I'm a little worried

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

RIP in piece

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a small bean beanis don't worry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A friend of a friend accidentally a bean once and then they died five years later in a car crash

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I am sorry for your friend. It must have been a time beanis sent from the future to save the planet that got accidentally eaten.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hm, well I don't know about beans, but I did hear something about candlej

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

??! What did you hear??? Is this related anything to the sudden disap

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Rest in Pinto

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't have an exeggutor for my will good luck inheriting my video game collection

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are all your video games bean related?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I have all the Kirbeans, Pokemon Redbean and Pokemon Blackbean kirby-spin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're going to be seeing a LOT of bean spiders

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

picard-excited yay I love those guys