I used to do 2.
Now i do 1 because idgaf anymore.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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1st for pee 2nd for poo
So THAT'S how we came up with number 1 and number 2
Sumo pose (or extra-bowlegged cowboy I guess) also works, as does upright fetal position while walking only on tips of big toes
I thought this was going to be about qwop.
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Depends on if I'm going in or out.
first pic is going into the water, second is leaving
Depends how cold it is
Second one. How else are you gonna take the stealthy dump??
This is my preference. The other ways are just too slow
In my early 20's a friend and I crawled up a river for like 2 miles on our bellies like in this picture. We crawled all the way to the source, which was a large pond. It took us half the day. Getting back down took like 10 minutes. Lol.
On the internet, nobody knows you're an alligator
This is the way to do it.
No weird twisting or crunching, nice relaxed pose to just finger walk your way across the water. When you want to stand up it's as easy as a water-assisted pushup.
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Gator crawl
This is my way!
If you don't do the second one, you're a very lame person imo