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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A bread box can be good for packing bread or sandwiches that you want to protect from being squished, like when camping for example.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is not a bread box, more of a travel bread case. I use one for eggs and bread stuff when camping as well. But this... thing is a counter bound thing that is heavy and artsy.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

This post brought to you by Bread Box Inc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You want to know what bothers me with this chart? What has always bothered me, is it does not mention the twist-tie that comes with the bread when purchased.

Where is it? Where.

P.s. if you say it's the clip, that is clearly a chip bag clip, meant for chip bags. That clip does not come with the bread bag.

P.s.s. Make the FUCKING TWIST-TIE that comes with the bread true natural. Any deviation from it becomes a different part of the chart. Fuck off rubber band method. Replace the bottle cap method. (Who uses the bottle cap + ring method anyway? That should be in the 'psychopath waisting energy and justifying it with internet logic' level of evil category.)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

What about reusing the bag clip plus the twist and tuck method?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You don't even spin the loaf? That's half the fun

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (5 children)

What if I keep my bread in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Get out. Your kind isn't welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Htf does the bottle cap work

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

you cut the top of a plastic bottle with a knife or any kind of cutter, as you got the top, you got the part that have a screw cap, so, the next you have to do is make the bag go trough the hole, turn back the plastic and then close it with the screw cap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Thank you random internet strange

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How do I get my bread through a bottle cap?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

There is when the "chaotic" in "chaotic good" kicks in

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Twist and tuck all day erre'day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

All day until I started steady living with a woman. The twist tie or whatever must be attached at all times.

Many years later we got a cheap plastic bread box and I gotta say it's awesome. You can twist and tuck and the bread stays good even longer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I twist and tuck and keep it in a lower kitchen cabinet. Lasts so much longer than when I’d keep it in the counter. What is my alignment?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

using the bottle neck

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brilliant...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Guess I'm lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I got mine on the side of the road. Sanded it down and painted it up.

I love it. Bread goes in. Stays fresh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

We got one like a year ago and I love it. Cheap plastic thing. It's airtight. No more arguments about me not using that useless bread tie and the bread lasts longer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I have one. We still use the plastic bags, but just needed a place to put it that wasn't "out."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

At least three people on Earth own bread boxes. Elsewhere, I'm unsure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Since most of them are not airtight they suck like hell and they heat up in the summer to make a mold heaven. Some of them have gaps larger than a London subway station.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Reuse the bag clip if it exists, otherwise tie a knot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.

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